Plane Thoughts

37 of my thoughts as a first time flyer going from Boston to Denver. Enjoy.

-          Sweet! A window seat.

-          I should have put my bag up there, huh?

-          This leg room though.

-          For once it’s a good thing I’m short.

-          Please don’t try to make conversation with me.

-          Or do, that’s cool too.

-          Golly gee, this safety video is instilling so much confidence in me right now.

-          Let’s face it, if this plane goes down we’re screwed.

-          We are going surprisingly slow.

-          Just kidding.

-          Holy crap! I’m on a plane right now.

-          Okay, let’s pretend I’m chewing gum because that’s supposed to help.

-          Wow, my mouth is getting tired.

-          Maybe I started too early.

-          Everyone who warned me about this lied.

-          I should probably take some pictures.

-          I’m too lazy for that.

-          But what is this guy even reading?

-          Oh great, he is looking at me. Don’t make eye contact, or he’ll start asking you questions again.

-          Just keep looking out the window.

-          Gee Willikers, these clouds are looking particularly fluffy today.

-          Definitely should have eaten more than just that granola bar.

-          I could sure use me an ice cold beverage.

-          Wait, you have to pay?

-          Maybe not?

-          Oh well, let’s just sit here quietly.

-          Why can’t this guy talk to the other woman next to him?

-          I thought Colorado was supposed to be snowy.

-          Wow, it looks like there is nothing out here.

-          It takes 30 minutes to descend?

-          I guess that’s reasonable.

-          So that landing was smoother than I had anticipated

-          Oh hey, we are here early.

-          I have exactly 5 minutes before I board my next flight, joy.

-          Power walking like a pro.

-          I made it!

-          Get ready L.A. here I come.